We interrupt your usual Monday evening to bring you some breaking news fresh off the press. Pav was at the gym yesterday and spotted the future me! He mentioned a while back that, while he and Emily were at their gym (Rivermead Sports Centre) they spotted a guy and had to take a triple look because they thought it was me. Emily was even close to going up to the stranger and saying, “Teg, what are you doing here?”. The reality of course, is that it is not me but could be a clear vision of me in less than nine years time. Pav described him as skinny, looking lost and greying on top. Tonight we finally got some photographic evidence and I was shocked by the blurry image.

Make your own conclusions but the resemblance is there. Pav has explained to me that it is a sign from God. That I must take on protein shakes and scrap my current programme in favour of a programme designed by the legend flexsingh. I am unconvinced and feel that my own programme will help me get to where I am going. There is only one problem, do I really know where I am going?